Crime scene. Witness reports seeing a fiery ball of gas in the area during time of death.

Take a dip? Oh this motherfucker is on top of Take A Dip Mountain.

A solemn reminder. Not only do few people have pools. Few people can feed themselves and maintain society's crippling expectations of them.

If I miss a ladder rung, I'll fall back and pretend I meant to do it.

A tacky pool creates more regrets than no pool.

Nope, the phrase "ambitious backflip" never made it into my vocabulary.

Meh. Seemed like a brilliant idea but now I'm paranoid I'll drop the remote.